Thoughts in a drug store

I went into the drug store today and saw a gentleman walking around in jeans made by Dolce and Gabanna. I know this because that's what it said in large white letters across his back, just below his waistband. On his left butt-check was a large lacy D; on his right a large lacy G. With sparkles, and other white decor things around both letters.

My first thought was "Dolce and Gabanna... isn't that a womens' fashion designer?"

My second thought was "white lacy letters... yeah... he's wearing women's jeans!"

My third thought was "Gabanna-butt!"

Fifteen minutes later I'm still thinking "Gabanna-butt" and laughing quietly to myself. I'm so glad I'm easily amused!

Post Secrets

*parody set to the Beatles "Lonely People". Yes, a work in progress. But wanted to share anyways!

There was an artist
Playing with bottles and keys and with pictures of hands
Playing with minds
Handed out postcards
Asking of strangers the sharing of their secret pains
Souls without names
All the lonely people, divided by their shames
All the different secrets, and yet they’re all the same.