Thoughts in a drug store

I went into the drug store today and saw a gentleman walking around in jeans made by Dolce and Gabanna. I know this because that's what it said in large white letters across his back, just below his waistband. On his left butt-check was a large lacy D; on his right a large lacy G. With sparkles, and other white decor things around both letters.

My first thought was "Dolce and Gabanna... isn't that a womens' fashion designer?"

My second thought was "white lacy letters... yeah... he's wearing women's jeans!"

My third thought was "Gabanna-butt!"

Fifteen minutes later I'm still thinking "Gabanna-butt" and laughing quietly to myself. I'm so glad I'm easily amused!