Took a trip to "the big city" today, and came home with a few thoughts:
1. It somehow seems wrong to have a barbecue as a fundraiser for the local zoo. A fair, yes; selling stuffed animals (of the toy, not taxidermy variety), yes; but a barbecue? "Come eat some animals and look at others lucky enough to be considered inedible." Or... "come eat some animals and look at what you're eating." *Shiver*
2. KFC is now selling brownies made of "real chocolate." Is there FAKE chocolate? Seems kinda like fake sex.... If it's not real chocolate, what's the point? And what is "fake" chocolate made of, and just who is making these "dildos" of the chocolate world?
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2 comments:
you think too much!
and these verification scrambled letters are hell for people who are dyslexic!
Yeah, but they're your own fault... you're the one who told me to use them!
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