Saturday, February 10, 2007

Humans evolving into goblins?!?!

According to the October 30/06 issue of MacLeans (page 52);

"An evolutionary theorist at the London School of Economics predicts that in 100,000 years humanity may split into two sub-species; an upper class of tall, attractive, intelligent humans, and an underclass of stupid people with goblin-like features. The genetic inequality will result from humans becoming increasingly picky when choosing sexual partners. And in a world that resembles the one H. G. Wells described in his 1895 book, The Time Traveller.

So, I say to all readers: go take a look in the bathroom mirror and ask yourself, "from whom are all the stupid unattractive people going to evolve?"

1 comment:

Rue said...

but but but..what if you like goblins?
This therory is utter hogwash..plenty of intellegent people are ugly..like some of my relatives!
Most beautiful people are stupid...did I just say most?
hmmm...
*grunt*
*greeble*
*grunt*
*me no stoopid..yoo stoopid..tree pretty...fire bad...beer good*